High school = idiots.

What brings this up…. well, the cesspool known as Facebook. Really, it is a cesspool: a pit of excrement, especially now that it’s open to pretty much anyone with fingers to type and eyes to see. Which unfortunately includes people in high school. Yeah yeah, I know they don’t have to be in your network, I don’t give a shit about that. It’s the groups I care about, like the Soundgarden (best band ever, by the way) group, or the “I HATE When Kids Suck At Putting Together the Shrine of the Silver Monkey” group. If you care to notice, most of the retarded, stupid, eye gouging comments are made by people pre-college.

And this brings to mind another stupid thing about high school, that, at least at my high school, we were never allowed to have food in class. And I finally realize why: high schoolers have the attention span of a sock with a huge fucking hole in it. Yeah, it’s so bad that I compare kids to inanimate objects. You just can’t trust ‘em to actually pay attention, and they don’t understand what the fuck they screw up by being an idiot in school.

Not to say college kids are any better. Right now, there’s some asshole bashing our god damn soap dispensers and breaking our water fountain, costing us hundreds of dollars each time. Everybody hates him, including me. My roommate even seriously suggested bringing a baseball bat to school and bashing his knees in, that’s how pissed we are.

Back to the original point, high school kids just annoy the shit out of me. Well, more than normal… err…. damn. Everyone annoys me. High school kids just a bit… more? I dunno. Oh yeah I do: it’s a special annoyance, close to my heart. Yeah.

Fuckin’ kids.