Yeah, that really happened.

I just thought of a tragically hilarious scenario, which is probably a probable series of events.

If you don’t think the peeing of pants or other accidents of similar nature are funny, stop reading now.

From my observations of myself and others, I have come to the realization (and conclusion) that, through the relaxation of muscles and a settling into the proper mindset, many prepare to urinate before they are actually in position to do so. For those of you who disagree: you’re just deluding yourselves. For those who don’t believe me, you’re just going to have to take my word on this; it isn’t as crazy as you think.

The scenario I imagine occurs because of this preparation. Going to the bathroom is an extremely mechanical process, and if all goes well there’re never any problems. But we all know that in life things do not always go so well. In the event of efficient preparation, or even over-efficient preparation, and then subsequent failure in one or more the mechanical processes, it is quite conceivable to pee your pants right before you actually intend not to pee your pants, or some sort of disaster to ensue before you even realize what it happening.

God knows it has happened to me.

This leads me to the very humorous conclusion that more people than we would like to think pee their pants more often than we would like to think. It is important to remember that this happens due to no fault of our own: sometimes events transpire and circumstances conspire, such that a person becomes the victim of cosmic events unmatchédly damaging and embarrassing… i.e., they pee on the floor.

This post proudly brought to you by a severely silly sense of humor.